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This topic contains 55 replies, has 5 voices, and was last updated by  Greek Language Manager 1 week, 3 days ago.

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  • #10232
    Arabic Language Manager

    Lets eat grandma!

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  • #10248
    Arabic Language Manager

    Pauses!

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  • #10253
    Greek Language Manager

    Maybe grandma was very tasty πŸ˜›

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    • #10351
      Arabic Language Manager

      The war has begun! πŸ˜€

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  • #10364
    Portuguese Language Manager

    Punctuation is powerful

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    • #10373
      Greek Language Manager

      I like this example very much πŸ™‚

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  • #10367
    Portuguese Language Manager

    Punctuation in English Language

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  • #10370
    Portuguese Language Manager

    1) Dear John Punctuation

    Dear John:

    I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined

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  • #10374
    Greek Language Manager

    I think that John would prefer to receive the first letter. Unless they had a bad break-up πŸ˜›

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  • #10380
    Lead Community Manager

    I think he’ll prefer the first one too. It’s a cute trick, changing around the punctuation though there are some instances in the letter where the sentences lose a little of their meaning, that’s too bad.

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  • #10381
    Arabic Language Manager

    When I first read the first letter I was like what??? πŸ˜€ After reading the second one I guess John would prefer to receive the first letter too XD

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  • #10401
    Arabic Language Manager

    No Loitering!

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    • #10417
      Lead Community Manager

      Probably this was a sign put up in a Cannibals’ Only restaurant! XD

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  • #10449
    Arabic Language Manager

    Without her, man is nothing πŸ˜‰ πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ’ͺ🏻

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  • #10475
    Arabic Language Manager

    Cause Commas matter!

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    • #10491
      Greek Language Manager

      Maybe God is a male name and not the usual God πŸ˜›

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  • #10506
    Arabic Language Manager

    It can get your hopes up! πŸ˜†

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  • #10531
    Arabic Language Manager

    Punctuation saves relationships!

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  • #10533
    Greek Language Manager

    Raining πŸ˜›

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  • #10535
    Greek Language Manager

    Asterisk’s problem πŸ˜›

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  • #10570
    Arabic Language Manager

    A comma, a comma. My kingdom for a comma!

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    • #10619
      Greek Language Manager

      Maybe she is the wicked witch from Hansel and Gretel πŸ˜›

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  • #10608
    Arabic Language Manager

    Hyphens and en dashes and em dashesβ€”oh my!

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  • #10663
    Arabic Language Manager

    Apostrophe catastrophe

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    • #10686
      Greek Language Manager

      The Possessive case is so tricky and difficult for my students πŸ™

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    • #10687
      Arabic Language Manager

      That’s so sad! πŸ™

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    • #10716
      Lead Community Manager

      How do you usually try to get them to understand it better?
      Do you have any tips and tricks?

      I sometimes used THIS SITE to get a little bit of help and some very useful examples to better explain some

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    • #10744
      Greek Language Manager

      I use a lot of examples in sentences, they seem to understand them but they have difficulty applying the rule correctly πŸ™

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  • #10688
    Arabic Language Manager

    The dreaded grammatical colonoscopy

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    • #10699
      Greek Language Manager

      Cool! πŸ˜€

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  • #10717
    Arabic Language Manager

    Serious about semicolons

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  • #10768
    Arabic Language Manager

    This will never end! πŸ˜€

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  • #10782
    Greek Language Manager

    Mood πŸ˜›

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  • #10812
    Arabic Language Manager

    Say β€œno” to sketchy quotation marks

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  • #10845
    Arabic Language Manager

    Save your excitement for when you’re actually excited

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    • #10847
      Greek Language Manager

      Both are wrong πŸ˜›

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    • #10871
      Arabic Language Manager

      You’re right! πŸ˜‚

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  • #10872
    Arabic Language Manager

    Perhaps this explains the unemployment rate? πŸ˜…

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  • #10878
    Arabic Language Manager

    Just tell someone.

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  • #10966
    Arabic Language Manager

    You simply must…

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  • #10968
    Arabic Language Manager

    It’s not really fresh, but we like to pretend it is.

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  • #10989
    Arabic Language Manager

    Hannibal Lecter’s version of the famous bumper sticker.

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  • #11005
    Arabic Language Manager

    It’s not really clean, but we like to pretend it is.

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  • #11019
    Arabic Language Manager

    No, no need for that comma.

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    • #11054
      Greek Language Manager

      The heaven of smokers πŸ˜›

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  • #11166
    Arabic Language Manager

    It’s not hard to find websites listing funny examples of misleading punctuation – or lack thereof.

    . A woman without her man is nothing.
    A woman: without her, man is nothing.
    . Let’s eat Grandma.
    Let’s

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  • #11692
    Arabic Language Manager

    1

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    • #11725
      Greek Language Manager

      Perfect πŸ™‚

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  • #11835
    Arabic Language Manager

    1

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    • #11898
      Greek Language Manager

      I want to meet him πŸ˜‚

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  • #11899
    Greek Language Manager

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    Greek Language Manager

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  • #12090
    Greek Language Manager

    WHY DID THE COMMA BREAK UP WITH THE APOSTROPHE?

    “Because it was too possessive.

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  • #12563
    Greek Language Manager

    What’s the difference between cats and a comma? Cats have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.

    Bad spelling makes me [sic].

    What did the period say to the sentence?

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